this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….” the French boys and the Norwegians were like “we dont actually” and I was like my god….I’m the only hillbilly here….it’s Up To Me
and I like to think of that as the only significant cultural impact I made.
everyone’s so worried about my tree trajectory but that’s the best part about rolling downhill in tractor tires: so much of the shock is absorbed by the tire so you can pretty much do anything. in theory. i’m not a doctor I actually don’t know you could probably still die. one of the guys I roped into this went over a huge boulder and went airborn for a hot second though so that was fun
Listen. The only move that Travis Willingham could make to outmaneuver his wife Laura Bailey [harp music] in her quest to romance him in game… is to have Fjord romance a different PC.
Do it, Travis. I dare you. Have Fjord fall for Caleb. It’s the only way to beat Laura at her own game. The ultimate power move.
mad respect for the woman in castlevania who went to dracula’s castle for knowledge, chastised him in his own home then rode his dick for 20 years. an icon
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