Author: auntzeldamaroon

kelgrid:

prokopetz:

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

  • Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
  • Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
  • Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
  • Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
  • Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
  • Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

You forgot the most important

triaelf9:

Another great episode! And so creepy AHHHH can’t wait for next week! ^_^

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criticalrolo:

Caleb literally gave as much blood as he physically could, like the bitch brought himself down to ONE HP, just so he could secure a promise of support from Fjord in the future. He’s so fucking shady. I love him

Caleb four months from now, about to do something Terrible with Fjord’s aid: you promised, Fjord

notaficwriter:

caduceus clay hates ghosts in the best possible way one can hate ghosts, which is to say that it genuinely feels like he’s just sick of dealing with them.

he hates ghosts like a retail worker hates rude, annoying customers.

he hates ghosts like they’re his loud neighbors who keep waking him up at 6 a.m. on a saturday. absolutely no fear of them, he just dislikes them on a personal level.